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Laura, Flora & Fauna 911 Birthday Bash

by Cameron Jirowetz

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1.
Happy Day 01:59
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Oh happy day; I can't feel anything anymore! What if I were home with you? Would you still leave me a cake in the sink with the water running on it? On my day? To love you, and love life and all it brings? But on that day, I know, ain't nothing I wanted to say I love you On that day- It'll be the last thing I say before I die! Oh happy day; I can't feel anything anymore!
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Mirror Kathy 03:25
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Mirror Kathy, buy me a twea make me the drunkest boy that you've ever seen! I want to explore your land! I want to zip-tie your hand! I want to guide you back home! With me you won't be alone! MIRROR KATHY! MIRROR KATHY! I want to explore your land! I want to zip-tie your hand! I want to guide you back home! With me you won't be alone! Mirror Kathy I want you this way I didn't know that you'd be here to stay I see you walking all down on the street You're by the Wal-Mart, you cannot be beat I see you out there every single day I didn't know that you'd be here to stay I have to find you and make you my own I didn't know I'd see you at home! I was walking through the city at Staten Island one day when I saw Mirror Kathy perambulating my way she was looking rather glazed with her zip-ties in a point she turned over to me and she handed me joint saying
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Cracky Birthday 00:57
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Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Birthday to me! Happy Birthday, Have it your way, Happy Birthday Burger King Man! Have it your way, on my birthday, have it your way, Burger King Man! Have it your way, on my birthday Have a burger, Burger King Man! Have a Birthday, have a Birthday Have a burger, Burger King Man! Have a Birthday, happy burger Happy Birthday Burger King Man! Happy Burger, man burger happy burger king man Happy Manburg, Happy manburg Happy Birthday birthday to man!
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Odd One Out 04:34
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I want to be apart of the system inside your head and I think I'll Plan out the means to know more about you and your life so I can under- stand how you work and tick and think and operate outside of the confines life has provided you on the gamble you'll exist to see more days; now Think back to times in life where you see yourself sitting outside the circle know that to others that looks ridiculous and they think you're all awful. Just because you don't have the mind to participate in troubles know that people see you and judge and leer behind your back regardless of what you do! Sit down besides your body and turn to me for my approval so you can commence a conversation with the one who causes you trouble. If they decide to run away- stay where you are and i'll get the gun and use it to scare the air around the aura so it will proceed to then melt in its tracks and be picked up by a straw that you got when you entered. Do me a favor- take the aura, beat it up, put it in a blender! after it's done we'll pour a cup and reminisce about the encounter. isn't it fun to chop bits of ourselves up and consume a very lovely DINNER FOR TWO DINNER FOR TWO DINNER FOR TWO DINNER FOR TWO! After the meal, we'll sit and chat and plan ourselves another adventure. Somewhere we can experience the joys of life without all the weather. Let's dig two holes out of the earth and see how far we can jump into them- have all our friends cover us back up with the dirt and see how long we can stick together under the circumstance I have put ourselves into the air is getting crunchier by the second- it tastes like big mushrooms and dogs and tiles and eggs and puzzles and I think that's just our brains slowly realizing we'll be together for all eternity- HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! I can tell you for certain I'm not happy with the life I have chosen being a hundred miles underground will do that to you my bros and speaking of that, did you know that I don't like making tunes in my basement? More time underground is more of the time of your life you've wasted!
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Color Me Surprised 03:32
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Laura, Flora & Fauna Again 02:12
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Kokopelli Cat 05:26
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I wanna go on a lunch date now but who will I find to ease my mind? Then suddenly, a four-legged friend walks out the door and then I find inside my mind I am home once more KOKOPELLI CAT! and on that date we look inside ourselves and analyze what's in our eyes. then suddenly, I get the feeling you want much more and then I know, you're here to stay- let's go out some more (because I love you) KOKOPELLI CAT!
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What I See 03:53
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She knows exactly how to make electrical connections Deep Eddy told me what to think when he changed my whole perspective So far right now it seems to be another reject expectation It's killing me to see this show of consequential eminence. You and me are weary every day stuck inside an endless stairway all I know is where I am, I'm alone and all I see is magic! So many sleepless nights thinking about your perfect body no one remains far from the sight of noise and more inquiry stuck in the trip of dealing with definitions creeping inside taking your things to seperate the implied from the outside You and me are better off the way we were before our arrows entwined take the things one's given you so far hide them from the songwriter I'm alone and all I see is magic!
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Sponsored Segment 02:40
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It can't be a proper birthday bash without sponsored content! Today's sponsor is Cohen's Color Changing Underwear from Meriden Connecticut. Cohen's Color-Changing Underwear changes pigment depending on your mood the invention of our god-damn century, if you don't have them then you are screwed! Cohen's drawers will make you scream and shout when you know what he's thinking down below Brown is happy Yellow is sad Red is blood and White is glad Cohen's Color-Changing Underwear turned my life around from where I've been now I get stopped by the friendly police man who questions why I wear them 'round my jeans SUPER CHEAP, they only cost 10 dollars- we don't ask where labor is sourced we all know who makes them should feel real blessed, to work for Cohen's company of course! Cohen's drawers will make you SOUR CREAM when you shove your CHEESE STICK right in there! Purple's anger Orange is pride Green is munt Black is horrified IT'S ONLY 10 DOLLARS, I'D RECOMMEND YOU'D BUY IT!
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Sad Night 04:59
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you better strap yourself in for this party or you will get so violently rocked your panties will dissolve. I mean it. it's a birthday party for your ears, whether you like it or not!

everything made from stuff I had lying around for the past few years, oh happy day.

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released September 11, 2023

Quartile Franklin - trombonular [track 2]
Pepto Bismark - field scraps [track 3]
Cole Olson - lead axemaster [track 1]
Allie Burke - visual collaborations
Cameron Jirowetz - everything else

Animal Contributors (in order of appearance):
-Lucky Jirowetz
-Tito Kucharski
-Kokopelli Cappitella


Everything you heard in track 3 was real, and was recorded live on-location during the first week of july in 2023.

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Cameron Jirowetz East Haddam, Connecticut

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I make music. I try to make my stuff unique. I am influenced by pop, art rock, soul, and psychedelic bands of the 60s and 70s; if you’re into stuff like that, chances are my tunes might be up your alley. If not, that’s okay.

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